Bieber Fever

Back in the day when I was a tween (the awkward ages of like 8 to 12), the world was a different place.

I spent my days sending fan letters to Nsync, lip syncing the Lizzie McGuire soundtrack in my bedroom mirror, and taping Aaron Carter posters to my ceiling so I could start planning our wedding as I went to sleep. Because I seriously thought Aaron Carter and I were going to date or something. Like, what 13 year-old male pop star wouldn’t be into hanging out with a 9 year-old girl who watched Full House and ate microwaveable chicken nuggets after school every day? I was really cool. How could I resist this charmer though? AND he was on DISNEY CHANNEL. The full package…

This we before he went to rehab and what not.

Then after he hit puberty he ended up looking like this:

Ehhheewwbleeehh.. Who’d have thought? Certainly not me. I’m sorry if that image was scary for some of you. Anyway, I decided at this point I could do better and left Aaron to embark upon his reality tv show career. Which ended up going really well since I heard he totally choked on Dancing With the Stars and cried after he got eliminated.

I don’t know. Whatever.

Anyway, what is UP with this Justin Bieber kid?

He’s annoying and somehow has become a phenomenon. I bet Miley Cyrus had something to do with this… Anyway he’s like 50 times more popular than Aaron Carter ever was and, in my opinion, 50 times more annoying. And he has possibly the same amount of talent as Aaron Carter–which is none.

Aaron Carter only wishes he was as cool as this Bieber kid is now. If you’re bored, watch this – Bieber Fever takes over:

Ta-ta

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