The scene:
All-girls school. Week before spring break. KCMO.
The buzz:
swim suits. travel dates. money. tanning packages.
the diet:
rice cakes? vegetable chips? bread crust?
Sick.
This is a travesty. STA was founded on eating; you people are betraying our legacy. Lunch table attendance is down at least 80%. And the people who do show up usually just chug a Diet Coke like its their job.
Rice cakes suck. They’re a variation of cardboard. You all know it.
and unless you’re dousing them in chocolate and peanut butter, then I don’t want them in my presence. They’re making my Lays potato chips feel violated.
In closing,
will someone PLLLLLEASE come to lunch this week?! It should be a good time.
c u thurr, thugz.
